A man suffering from terrible headaches goes to his doctor. The doctor says, "I have very bad news to give you" The guy says, "go ahead tell me. I can take it." The doctor says, "your brain is severely diseased and will need to be relpaced." "What?!!!", says the guy. "Yes, you will need a transplant and the sooner the better", answers the doctor. "Well...how much is this going to cost me? How much does a brain cost?" The doctor points to a shelf and says, "see that brain there? That one is a custodian's brain and it costs $50,000." The guy says, "That's pretty expensive...well how much is that one in the middle?" The doc says, "That one is a teacher's brain and it costs $100,000." "Then what about the one on the right?" he asks "Oh that one is an administrator's brain and it costs $500,000." "Wow, why so much for that one?" "Well", the doctor answers, "that one was hardly used."

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem, a number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom, afterwards they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of lip prints. Finally the principal decided something must be done, she called upon her most experienced teacher, who called all the girls to the restroom and met them there with the custodian. She ex- plained that all these prints were causing major problems for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors nightly. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, the teacher asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took a long handled squeegee, dipped it in into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. There have been no more lip prints on the mirrors. There are teachers and then there are teachers.